Dennis Hastert

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.

Dennis who?????

by Ted June 13, 2004

hampster

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity

Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!

by BILLY May 13, 2005

Hamsters head

To cut off your bellend and replace it with a hamsters head

zomg ive cut off my bellend and replaced it with a hamsters head

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

hampsterface

a small bumble bee with a large stinger.

that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface.

by Curt Zimmerman May 25, 2006

Hamstir

When you invite friends over to "stir some ham"

You coming to the caucus, we are having a hamstir

by Papaboner69 July 1, 2011

hampter

any female's vagina, whether its a good one or a bad one, but preferably a good one

her hampter was so wet, i just slid right in

by the hxcest of hxc August 25, 2010

Harrisburg hampster tube

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy

john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good

by a white racist-dom f July 29, 2011