hump her and dump her

v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again

guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!

by Negrodamis789 August 20, 2006

angry hump toad

something high people think up
you would never ever even think of it if you werent high
its up to your imagination to decide what it looks like

haaaaaa angry hump toads

by Gusto May 13, 2005

National Hump for a Day, Day

February 12, National holiday to set aside time for your significant other. A day of humping.

Originally a pagan holiday not unlike Beltane. National Hump for a Day, Day is a day set aside for humping.

by Jayhoodz October 7, 2010

Your dog hump cat

Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*

by Zombie620Slayer March 15, 2018

one sided dry humping

An act of foreplay or a signal to initiate intercourse wherein one party initiates the act while the other just kinda lays there.

"Dude, I tried to pick up some chicks at Da Club last night, but I didn't get any secs."

"Bro, don't tell me you started one sided dry humping."

See also My Ex-Girlfriend and Douchebags At Nightclubs.

by Emay October 14, 2013

Dry Humping Cock Tease

A girl who dresses provacatively...short skirts etc. But has no intention of following through with her false advertisements of seemingly dirty sexual fun. She will dry hump you until your jeans catch on fire. She will leave you wanting much, much more and not feel guilty for leaving you alone, confused and with "blue balls"

In high school I was known as a dry humping cock tease...oh well!!

by DesiRy May 27, 2010

double hump pump

when a guy pushes two times in one thrust during sex. Usually causing multiple orgasms.

Joe used the Double Hump Pump to make his wife climax multiple times during intercourse.

by GB McPhee November 8, 2013