hapless technoweenie

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

by Landon783 January 4, 2014

Happoon

When you strike someone in the stomach with a quick chopping motion to make them shit their pants

“Olivia happooned caitlyn and she sharted”
“Lila had to run to the bathroom after being happooned”

by ballsacc1219 October 25, 2019

whats happnin

1) a question when one is curious about what is going on around him.

2)A popular greeting greating used instead of "hello".

3) A state of confusion when used in a situation where both definitions intertwine.
eg. when you have just met someone whom you know and who may be curious about a situation or the goings on around you.

1) whats happnin here then lads?

2) whats happnin man!

3) person 1: "whats happnin"

person 2: "whats happnin man"

person 1: "naw, whats actualy happnin"

person 2: "do you mean 'whats happnin' as in 'whats
happnin'or 'whats happnin' as in whats
actualy happnin?"

person 1: "I dunni even ken any mare man, I'm fuckin
lost, lets just roll a jeeber."

by McKean January 31, 2007

Mac Happy

Taking multiple pictures of one's self with different effects on a mac book

Jim went mac happy for a good 8 hours.

by Yeah its that one guy January 8, 2008

shiny happy

Too happy to be taken seriously; happy to a cheesy or campy extent. Comes from the R.E.M. song Shiny Happy People.

I hated that movie's shiny happy portrayal of high school. In reality, it's a living nightmare for some people.

by Me I. Myself February 1, 2009

McDonald's Happy Meal

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal

I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Travis Scott Happy Meal®

Cleaning up a woman's period with the quarter pounder bun.

She didn't have any tampons so I helped her out and gave her a Travis Scott Happy Meal®.

by SuperSonicHymenBreaker September 8, 2020