The Great Trek

When you have to leave your home to get alcohol in very severe weather, bad roads, Etc.

Me: Alright I’m going to get beer.
Wife: The storm ripped the Neighbor’s roof off and your going to get beer?
Me: Yea? It’s the Great Trek

by Diesel3000b February 17, 2022

The Great Papyrus

NYEHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

*TIS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!! HUMAN, BOW BEFORE ME!! -Nyehfully yours, The Great Papyrus

by Mika & Lotus, the Nightmares November 4, 2022

Apple Grease

Something that's all just dumb and bad

Person 1: I'm really sorry, my mom just died and it's hitting me a lot harder than I expected... She and I kind of had a falling out when she remarried and allowed her new spouse to mistreat me and my sibling for so long, but now all I can think of is the fact that now we'll never have a chance to fix things. What if her dying thoughts were of her broken relationship with me? I had so many chances to reach out, and I almost did so many times, but it just never happened... I still stand by my anger at her, but part of me wonders if we couldve worked to resolve things. Part of me wonders if it's my fault we hadn't spoken in maybe a few years when she died, and not more than a few brief, blunt, cold words in maybe twelve years. And now Ill never be able to take that back, I'll never know what could've been. So yeah that's been really weighing on me, and if I'm quieter than usual that's probably why

Shadow the Hedgehog: Aw damn, that's total apple grease, I'm sorry

by BartramStPimDestinyGangLeader July 9, 2023

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Squeeze n’ Grease

Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.

My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.

I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Craig The Great

The GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and nonexistence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.
Craig The Great is the god of The Greats.

Craig The Great is the GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and nonexistence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Frederick the Great

(Psst.. what about a Flute Busting Prussian?)
King of Prussia, a literal badass, he won the 7 years' war, he ain't scared of a Tsar, because beating him only took 12 bars!

"Hey, did you know Frederick the Great was gay?"
-"Goddamnit Carl, you told me this fifty times already"

by a rando on the internet January 30, 2022