golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

by Locuk February 18, 2017

golden flow

The art of peeing gold

I got the golden flow.

by whitegold420 December 5, 2013

golden bun

Cuming inside of a Peurtoricans asshole and then squishing ther ass cheeks together.

Also a dish at some Chinese restaurants.

I gave Juan a golden bun.

by Kberger4499 December 8, 2018

Golden Beaver

Extremely attractive, emotional stable woman who is a gainfully employed professional. She has an ample sex drive and willing to experiment. Someone whom you would desire to introduce to your friends and family. In other words, a hot woman who provides her man sex all the time, she isn’t crazy, and she’s very intelligent/self reliant. This individual is rare; a bit like Bigfoot, where there has been “sightings”, but no confirmed evidence that they truly exist. Not to be confused with the “unicorn”.

I thought I met a golden beaver once…. It was dark and a bit hazy at the club…. But the next morning it turns out she was just another beaver. :(

by Bearman September 9, 2023

golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018

Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.

When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.

by Remove Obama July 18, 2018

Golden Girl

She’s a ten out of ten an absolute stunner

Never needs a man she’s what a man needs

Literally epitomises beauty she’s the pengiest of peng tings
Low-key crazy and stubborn but still has a great personality

She is worth her weight in gold

No girl can compete against such a melanin queen 👸🏾 🌹😻🐸

Naomi is a absolutely breathtaking she is the one and only Golden girl

by CHBK November 2, 2020