The Dark Goblin

A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.

“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it”

by Real ass dude April 5, 2022

zen zen gelin

always getting fucked by spider man

zen zen gelin was sucking spider man

by gabriel verdecia February 4, 2023

Haroldino seedmore goblinio 3 of Bangladesh

Haroldino seedmore goblinio 3 of Bangladesh is a very weird and gay person who should be baptised 1038 times and takes part in religious sacrifices. If you meet one run away

Did you hear Haroldino seedmore goblinio 3 of Bangladesh is gay!!?

by Telescope March 26, 2023

happy as a goblin

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.

"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."

by Slimslope May 22, 2006

bum goblins

It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers

Look at the bum goblins

by BUMP crew May 10, 2006

Dongle-goblin

A Dongle-Goblin, also known as the USB Dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. Refer to the Dongle-Goblin genocide of 1932.

"Jesus, that kid is as dumb as a bag of rocks"
"I know, he's a total Dongle-goblin"

by Mikepety January 4, 2008

skeet goblin

One who is greedy when it comes to the substance of skeet. This person usually sucks alotta dick and never shares.

Get off my dick you skeet goblin.

by Tyrone McDouche July 1, 2009