On God

A phrase used to describe something so honest you're swearing upon God's name.

I swear on God = On God

Guy: I swear people ask themselves questions on ask.fm
Girl: On God.

by HollabackGirl August 30, 2013

On God

To swear upon the Christians all-father god.

Person 1: bruh you ain’t got 2k
Person 2: On god I got 2k
Person 1:bet...

by Jeepers/ Figgle my nippers February 2, 2019

There is no god

What one says when they discover something truly vile and horrifying. Only used upon finding finding something unusually, shockingly wretched.

Guy1: Check this out: http://www.chat-avenue.com/kidchat.html

Guy2: There is no god. O.O;

by OTRMain July 20, 2008

god

Man's most deadly creation.

billions of people have died in the name of god

by b3n February 13, 2005

GOD

G.ay
O.nline
D.ater

My friend is a GODer

by ChillJammyTheEpic May 15, 2019

godded

your goated but godded

i’m so godded at this.

by big boy lex December 9, 2021

god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by Jon December 26, 2003