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german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.
The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.
by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008
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German Space Shuttle

A sexual act in which two partners of either sex lay anus to anus with rectums spread, and defecate back and forth into each others anuses. It can be either feces from both partners, or the same feces transferred back an forth.
I got my girlfriend really high and gave her a German Space Shuttle!
by General Hugh G. Rection March 16, 2009
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german gas pedal

In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.
When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.
by Steve-O April 23, 2003
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German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)
Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.
by Bob0008 January 4, 2009
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Ze Dirty German

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.
Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.
by POBKN January 8, 2012
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German McNasty Burger

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"
Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!
by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011
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German Lunch Lady

The lunch lady of the Bulgarian Lunch Line. The German Lunch Lady does a tradition where she puts a spatula up the ass of the last person in line, then uses the contaminated spatula it to cook a stew and serve it to the FIRST person in line. Anyone who stands against this tradition is strung up over a bubbling, hot boiling pot of liquid cum that was concocted via the entire school staff and football team, and then the school has a vote to determine to drench them in the pot. Once it has been decided, the lunch lady feeds the pot to the whole school. This is a normal tradition in Bulgaria.
We had the tradition the German Lunch Lady made us do. Man, it was tough but YUMMY!!
by Rionox March 30, 2023
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