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Xeno-Grafting

A speculative medical or biological procedure involving the transplantation of tissues, organs, or genetic material from an alien lifeform into a human (or vice-versa). It's the ultimate transplant surgery, facing monumental challenges of bio-incompatibility, novel immune responses, and fundamentally different cellular chemistries. The goal could be to confer alien adaptations (radiation resistance, toxin processing) to humans, or to repair human injuries with robust alien tissues. It sits at the terrifying and fascinating intersection of xenobiology and surgery.
Xeno-Grafting Example: In a sci-fi setting, a human settler on a high-radiation world receiving a graft of photosensitive, self-repairing skin from a native "stone-hide" creature to protect against solar flares would be Xeno-Grafting. The procedure would require suppressing the human immune system while also preventing the alien tissue from metabolizing the host's body for its own, incompatible needs.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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Twat Grafting

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.
There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!
by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025
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Smell O'Gram

The act of farting in one's hand and immediately releasing said fart in another person's face, while loudly exclaiming SMELL O'GRAM !
Smell O'gram !!

Dude you better go wash your hands that smell o'gram may stain !
by Jaliz12345 June 5, 2009
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Smell O'Gram

Abducting your baby sister's beloved cat and while detaining it against its will, place it close to you anus and tear the biggest, sloppiest, most unapologetic fart you can muster. Then take the humiliated feline to your unsuspecting sisters room, where you release her now traumatized, rancid, furry friend back into the room closing the door behind you. Upon hearing an exclamation of disgust, kick open the door and declare "Smell O'Gram!!!"
My brother gave me such a nasty "Smell O'Gram" that i threw up all over the cat.
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Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.
EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"
by oobyek March 1, 2014
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Wise-o-Gram

The highest possible level of life experience and knowledge.
You are wise, Poppa is Wise-o-Gram
by slipperycheese91 April 22, 2018
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the daily gram

A substance one consumes in rather small amounts on an absolute daily basis; from caffeine to cocaine... not that they're addicted or anything...
the daily gram:
garlic bread
chocolate
caffeine
Tide Pods
weed
cocaine
by lkajsdfiwemca May 12, 2018
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