facebook fuck

When you go to people's facebook sites, click on the view more photos option, and jack it to the photos you see there.

Man, that girl may have rejected me at the party last night, but I facebook fucked her when I got home!!

by Slamjanders May 27, 2006

I haven't a fuck to give.

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

why the fuck you lying

a kind of phrase people sing when someone else is lying or making up things he or she didn't do.

A: Bro did you fuck that bitch last night? *finds out from girl that he didn't smash*
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!

by sanzil November 7, 2015

fuck you you fucking fuck

1. extreme diss
2. direct and to the point
3. abrupt end to a phonecall

hey joey.. fuck you you fucking fuck..

by TripD + Sweat January 17, 2008

fuck puppet

Phrase coined by author Christopher Moore to refer to a female companion whose sole contribution to a relationship is the provision of sexual gratification. Can also refer to a male. Implies that, apart from looking good and having sex, the person has no other redeeming qualities.

"Fuck puppets. Every one of them has an apartment that some older executive guy is paying for - just like he paid for the health-club membership and the fake tits. They spend their days getting facials and manicures, and their nights under some suit out of his suit."
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"So they're like mistresses?" Charlie said. "Like in Europe?"
"I suppose," Ray said. "But did you ever get the impression that mistresses worked this hard to look good? I think fuck puppet is more accurate, because when they get too old to hold the attention of their guy, they've got nothing more going. They'll be done, like marionettes with no one at the strings."

by N E B October 16, 2007

FUCK PUDDLE

The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed.

I came back from the bathroom and laid right square in the fuck puddle.

by biker mike` June 29, 2006

fuckaduck

An expression of frustration when something minor goes wrong.

you've just spilled something on your new shirt. Ah fuckaduck....

by Emmsie84 December 29, 2011