tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015

Pink pony in the room

An issue that one pretends it doesn’t exist. Tension between people.

Let’s address the pink pony in the room.

by Donda Donda September 28, 2021

Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the

That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony

by Hawk303 July 6, 2011

Dragging the Pink Pony

Intentionally ambiguous euphemism, meaning to have a bad time or a bad day.

Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony

by Ruby Perfecto February 23, 2009

My Little Pony

The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.

Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1

Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.

by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul December 2, 2011

Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

by Disko Letch January 24, 2013

One-horse pony

President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020

by hitek vagabond December 23, 2020