Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.
Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
by Hawk303 July 6, 2011
Get the Essex Polo Ponymug. No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020
Get the Testonerony bologna ponymug. The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).
by swampchappy February 1, 2010
Get the Colonel Cotton Ponymug. Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony
by Ruby Perfecto February 23, 2009
Get the Dragging the Pink Ponymug. Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul December 2, 2011
Get the My Little Ponymug. President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.
Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".
Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".
by hitek vagabond December 23, 2020
Get the One-horse ponymug. Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
Get the Feeding the hairless ponymug.