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tire swing pony

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people
by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015
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Pink pony in the room

An issue that one pretends it doesn’t exist. Tension between people.
by Donda Donda September 28, 2021
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Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony
by Hawk303 July 6, 2011
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Dragging the Pink Pony

Intentionally ambiguous euphemism, meaning to have a bad time or a bad day.
Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony
by Ruby Perfecto February 23, 2009
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My Little Pony

The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.
Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1

Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul December 2, 2011
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Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
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One-horse pony

President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".
"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020
by hitek vagabond December 23, 2020
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