floompy

really cool, dope, swag

from Zoey 101, Michael says it, I think

adam: "look at my new whip"
daniel: "oh, so you think you're really floompy now, huh?"
adam: "... someone's salty their wife left them"

by literally just a toast March 26, 2020

Floom

Vaginal discharge, particularly after small penis sex.

Yeah, last night I had a really bad date with the floom to prove it this morning.

by bobofunk November 26, 2021

Floor & Decor

When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.

Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?

Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca

Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?

Guy 2: nah man…..

by BartmanSteve69 June 10, 2023

Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009

Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019

11th Floor

Look up eleventh floor instead of 11th. 11th floor is close to the Penthouse keep leveling up!

11th by Nina Macc, Some can't make it to the front door. 11th floor is a Sexy odd number just like 69.

by Dimples MamA Kitty MOMRiDaZ May 4, 2020

Fucking Floor Cheese

Cheese layin on Floor

Ayo my cheese fallin
*cheese fallin*

*cheese clappin on floor*
fucking floor cheese

by Manuel Felipe August 16, 2020