Dedicated Feline Enthusiast

A woman, usually over the age of about 35 years who does not have kids, and loves cats but does not associate with the "crazy cat lady" stereotype.

Yes, I might have 6 cats but I don't spend my days in my dressing gown and curlers, I have a normal life, I just happen to love my cats more than most people so prefer the term Dedicated Feline Enthusiast.

by Quirky Cat Mom February 24, 2023

hit the felt

1. To gamble, generally at a table game in a casino.

2. To pass out at said table game.

1. "Yee-ha Vegas! Let's hit the felt!"

2. "After drinking Cuervo all day, that bitch hit the felt and had to be dragged back to her room."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

fix-it-felix

a high worker that wears a blue cap and thinks his hammer can fix anything.

hes so high he could be a fix-it-felix

by harley quinn6921420 May 18, 2015

suck my nigga felix’s dick

oh golly gee it’s october 24th can’t wait to give felix the gluck gluck 9000
you’ve reached the voice mail of felix *beeeeeeeeep

sluourrrirhrhidndp -you sucking my nigga felixs dick.
suck my nigga felix’s dick

by Lana Rhode’s clit October 23, 2019

Fix-Him-Felix

An individual who is attracted to “broken” or mentally unstable men, with a desire to get with them in order to “fix” them.

She’s dating Shane from Stardew Valley. She’s such a “fix-him-Felix”

by narwhalsupnorth January 27, 2022

ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex

the definition explains it well enough

by billy March 15, 2004

slipped and fell

the excuse that you give at a hospital when you have an object jammed inside your body in an attempt for sexual gratification. it is usually not believable

i slipped and fell on my sharpie and it's stuck in my ass.

by Kaja2 June 24, 2016