B2C hotel booking engine

FlightsLogic provides Travel Booking Engine, Booking Engine, and Travel Solutions to travel agents, tour operators, and travel companies worldwide.

FlightsLogic is a software company that has all the resources to create a well-designed and well-developed hotel booking engine. B2C hotel booking engine involves deployment of a powerful, customization hotel booking engine which has multi language capability along with the facility of being the motive of facilitating user-friendly transaction by the customers.

by FlightsLogic May 8, 2020

maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

reverse engineering

C'est quand tu te fais avoir.
Sale merde.

je sais pas reverse engineering

by frgbgnrtght October 9, 2020

Hack search engines?

Can it be done?
Will there be anything left of the internet?
Who will take on the challenge?
What will be the prize?
Turning a 1 into 0?
Who can take control the longest wins?
Any thoughts?
Ideas?

A game of epic proportions!
Hack search engines?

by King Zero owner of da Universe October 11, 2023

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023