Electability

The chance a political candidate has of actually getting elected as represented by the media and public opinion.

Smart Friend - "That Ron Paul guy is right on literally everything its not even funny!"

Dumb Friend - "Yeah I know, hopefully one of the candidates with electability starts stealing his talking points so that we can get some of those ideas implemented."

Smart Friend - "I'm moving to Iceland."

by Haydukelives42 October 18, 2011

electrifier

The act of putting 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink. (See reverse shocker)

After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, I gave her the electrifier

by Richard head April 21, 2014

electonics

because he love electonics

“Why does he go to school” Because he love electonics (drop the bass) doooo di di di do do dow dow doooo di di di do do di dow .

by Electonics June 3, 2014

Electrijizzing

When the cumming is so good it feels like an electric shock rippling throughout your whole body. Often results in a secondary ejaculation.

"Tammy undressed and Brian electrijizzed all over her fine ass"
"who doesn't love electrijizzing?!"

by clit clotters September 16, 2015

Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

electric gasoline

Fuel for a chainsaw attachment that is usually mounted to an ar

Do you have any electric gasoline left?

by Rawr Rawr November 11, 2017

Electric Violin

The electric violin was invented for one reason, to fit in where its not supposed to. The normal violin is only in orchestras due to its sound but some runt decided to make it electric so it could play in bands. It is the instrument equivalent of putting on makeup to try to look pretty when u ugly AF to try to fit in with the "Popular Girls".

*Band walks on stage*
*Crowd sees an electric violin*
Crowd has left the chat

by ïïï March 11, 2019