Edward

Edward is a wasteman from Ghana with a square head and a ginormous drop lip

Ewwwww he looks like edward

by Master boss man October 18, 2017

Edward

A bad friend that only likes because of your Fortnite skins. He wont do simple tasks for you even if you give them everything he want, he probably find someone new and leave you.

Dont talk to Edwards because if you do you will regret it .

Edwards got loads of lollies bet he wont share

by UsetobeEdwardsfreind June 24, 2018

Edward

Edward is a person who is usually very fat with a small penis. There also Asian with big brain

Your such an edward

by Antho_76 November 18, 2019

charles-edward

the act of defacating upon a family member whilst riding upon an animal e.g a horse

i was horse-riding with my sister when she charles-edwarded me so bad that i had shit stains right down my face.

by jizzmaster123456789 June 16, 2009

king edward

When a shit touches the water before it drops.

I just went to the toilet and had a king edward!

by Gledhill February 20, 2009

Edward Scissorhands

Scissorhands is performed with the girl on bottom lying on her side. Her lower leg sticking straight with you straddling her leg. Penetrate while holding her upper leg straight up. Enjoy.....

Wow she cummed 3 times while I Edward Scissorhands her ass!!

by jGlo May 8, 2008

Edward 40 hands

An urban legend stated: Woman named her analog clock, Edward. It was one of a kind and grew an extra hand every hour. The lady sat there, watching in amazement at how cool it was. She couldn't take her eyes off it. She was in pure shock, totally captivated by its charm and wonder. Then, all of a sudden, on the 38th hour, when the 40th hand appeared, the woman slowly suffocated & died a gruesome long death.

Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

When you see Edward 40 hands, just start praying it didn't past 3 seconds, or else *says death without saying death*

Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.

by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021