edgelady

Female version of an edgelord

That girl is really edgy and strange. She's really an edgelady

by Antosha9 January 17, 2021

Edgerton Protest

A "protest" that occurred at Edgerton High School which was against bullying but in reality was because of a cat fight. The "protest" consisted of scumbags, idiots, swagfags, and the most ironic part, bullies. The people here either just wanted to skip school, friends of the girl who was in the cat fight, or they were oblivious to the truth behind the protest. After the protest people started posting on Facebook about it either saying the protest was a bunch of crap (the smart ones) or a bunch of idiots who were whining because the majority of the school thought they were idiots.

*Conversation heard while watching the Edgerton Protest*

Person 1: Look at those idiots out there freezing... this is all about the cat fight anyways!

Person 2: Yeah I know...

Idiot: Umm some of those people are my friends and this is fighting bullying!

Person 1: Then why aren't you out there?

*Minute Bell rings*

Idiot: Oh got to go to class! Sorry *flees*

by Person229 December 9, 2012

Edgenuity

Horrible mess up of a online schooling platform with almost every single day having over 20 assignments to do with no break times in-between lessons and hell. They didn't even bother to configure it better for online schooling because this was originally meant for normal schooling but since they were so greedy for attention they pushed it out immediately.

Me "I'm so fucking sick of Edgenuity, they don't bother do to jackshit about what people have to say"

Person: "Did you see we have even MORE Edgenuity assignments?"

Me: "I wanna fucking kill myself.

by Probably_Alive October 1, 2020

Miles Edgeworth

The greatest fictional prosecutor since Jack McCoy. Dresses like a pimp and and wins every case not involving Phoenix Wright. The entire police department has a crush on him, especially the men.

Miles Edgeworth: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire among the female masses...?

by blind_assassin January 1, 2008

Miles Edgeworth

A video game character that presents surprise evidence at worst times in the Ace Attorney game series. Also, his dad was murdered.

Phoenix Wright: It would have been impossible for her to write it. The autopsy says that she died immediately from a hit.
Miles Edgeworth: I have an updated autopsy report that says she died almost immediately.

Player: You gotta be kidding me. That isn't even fair.

by ErlandYt April 5, 2021

coming for my edges

It's like you are getting dragged or called out. So if someone insults you they're coming for your edges. So if someone is coming for your edges they just metaphorically snatched your hairline with their insult.

example 1:
boy: you suck at spelling.
girl: chill I'm not an English major
boy: I'm not an English major either but I know how to spell.
girl: why you coming for my edges like that

example 2:
girl: you need to get some Clearasil for your busted ass forehead
boy: damn how you going to come for my edges like that

by agenericere April 17, 2017

Edgeflake

A variation of a basement dweller, makes "edgy" remarks, typically based on alternative facts, to try to shock but reveals the underlying snowflakeness, irresponsibility, emotional weakness, or general stupidity of the individual.

Edgeflake: How come if a girl smacks you and you punch her back, you're a monster, but if you slap a girl and she knocks you out, she's some hero...

Edgeflake: Black people saying the N-word is fine, but if white people do it, we are racist. What about freedom of speech?

Normal person: You're such an edgeflake.

by EscuelaCaribe March 3, 2019