Bradley Engineer

A person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results.

Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.

Pulling himself out of his overturned car Tom thought to himself, "That 10 mph hairpin off the interstate must have been the work of a Bradley Engineer."

by Mystic-X June 21, 2007

Welding Engineer

One of the highest paid, most sought after engineers in existance. A product of THE Ohio State University.

see also, better than you

Dan wishes he was a Welding Engineer, instead he's stuck living for AutoCad with his Mechanical Engineering degree.

by Cameron Benedict November 18, 2007

French Ending

The opposite of a Hollywood/Happy ending, typically in films but can be used when speaking about anything else that has an ending.

Comes from the fact that many French films have a tendency to have very sad and gloomy endings.

The movies "A Serbian Film", and Funny Games" had two of the greatest French Endings of all time.

by Hollercaust November 5, 2012

Woman Engineer

The 20% of the engineering profession that kick ass and break down the gender schemas about a "male profession".
These women are the sexiest type, used to handling men with force. ;)

A woman engineer? Thats hot.

by engineeringgirl215 November 20, 2010

Eggin

To egg Bret to the point of Negativity per Julie

I egged bret

by Arron February 16, 2004

Female Engineer

Mythical Creature, often spotted by those who believe to have also seen Sasquatch. Though if this creature were to exist, it would probably suffer much verbal abuse from it's fellow classmates of the male species.

Tim : Did you hear someone said there's a female in our Engineering Program?

Fred: Haha, A Female Engineer, she'll last like umm.. two days.

by KBUR August 11, 2008

dank engine

Fishbowling the car, then opening the sunroof as you drive away. Similar to a train engine blowing steam.

Tomas the tank engine? I prefer the dank engine.

by hazedd December 12, 2014