by MingerSquare December 2, 2017
Get the Dyke Mikemug. A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.
Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
*snort snort*
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
by Evan & Alex September 13, 2011
Get the denim dykemug. by lil_j_da_beast December 31, 2017
Get the Dyke n ikemug. A Jezz Dykes is a far from tame mini beast! To be jezz dyked you would have had to endure hours of abuse at a personal level. You may not come out alive and you will certainly feel your feet hit the floor after being dragged back down with verbal abuse to the real world. Females are of the lowest to such beast and will be treated like a whoppy cushion.
Right that’s it! I’ve had enough of that jumped up little shirt lifter Mitch! Get him to Jezz to be educated! He won’t know what’s hit him after a stretch being Jezz dykes! Only thing he’ll be able to do after is stick a ham baguette up his Thomas crapper!!
by Crowbagoftheday October 14, 2021
Get the jezz dykesmug. A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
Get the Swamp Dykemug. by holy grill May 31, 2017
Get the dyke toastermug. by ZeeRoja January 18, 2020
Get the dyke hornmug.