dutch eye dilemma

The act in which two lazy eyed people lock opposite dead eyes creating a catatonic state in which time travel is possible.This state can only be broken by throwing ice water on both dead eye combatants

Dutch got into a "dutch eye dilemma " with the grounds keeper at the cemetery

by Dutch Sana March 10, 2015

Dutch Omelette

When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.

She accidentally gave her boyfriend a Dutch Omelette while suffering from food poisoning.

by The Evil Fonzy December 31, 2008

Dutch Sex

A situation where you have to split the bill on the dinner, the condoms, the KY jelly, and the smokes afterwards. Usually a bad lay because you can't get the clogs off.

Man, that chick was horrible, it was Dutch Sex too!

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Dutch Taco

When you're having anal sex with your girlfriend after smoking a joint and as you're just about to cum you pull out, wrap it in a thin waffle, and cram it in your girlfriends mouth while you jizz down the back of her throat.

"Dude, I heard you gave Susan a Dutch Taco last night!"

"Yeah- she brought a bunch of waffles into the bedroom and I couldn't resist!"

by Brett Hamilton April 18, 2009

Dutch Oven

The act of farting many times under the covers then making your partner stick his or her head under the blanket.

"After me and ann fucked last night i gave her a brutual dutch oven"

by Astabler February 19, 2008

Dutch Drum Machine

A nickname given to any Dutch drummer that plays metal.

Michael from God Dethroned is such a Dutch drum machine!

by Grymnir July 17, 2011

dutch windmill

A circle jerk of dutch rudders

Bro 1: "you guys want to do a dutch windmill."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."

by spooderman February 20, 2015