Dumpster Diving

When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.

"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"

"Oh that's dumpster diving."

by McNooget April 26, 2010

Deep sea diving

Having to retrieve a tampon after sex. Consisting of squatting and retrieving the tampon with your fingers. Usually there is a moment of panic when you believe it is too far to reach.

I decided to have sex on my period but had to go deep sea diving afterward.

by Satansmokesreds August 31, 2013

dumpster diving

Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.

Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.

by P.T.T. March 6, 2007

dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

by bizzyare November 5, 2009

scuba diving

one who indulges in diving of the muff.

"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"

by andrew November 27, 2003

Devianna

A peice of shit who you are gonna want to stay as far away from as possible. Nobody likes them especially when they're black

Did you see that stupid doodoobrain devianna earlier.

by Nigganuts3576 March 18, 2020

Abyssal Diving

Abyssal Diving is when someone takes a dive into some super gynormous, super fat, woman / monster into her vagina and just get swallow up like a vortex whirlpool.

Fuck that, I'm not diving into the abyss, fuck abyssal diving, I'll get swallow up and never come back.

by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007