dildo licker

A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.

Bono the lead singer for U2 is the biggest dildo licker in all of world history.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 17, 2011

Dildo Cream

A cream used to make a dildo slide smoother into a females vagina.

Your dildo is pretty dry try my dildo cream.

by Johnson von Penervargen. August 5, 2008

dildo guns

Another name for sex pistols

person 1: i went to see some dildo guns at wembley
person 2: dildos are good but dildo guns are orgasmic

by kenwinlam January 16, 2009

Dildo

Look in your moms cabinet

Honey I got a dildo

by Mr.Breads March 5, 2015

dildo

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass

by mgklover March 12, 2015

Dildo

When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.

John: You're such a dildo.
Bob: What? A dildo?
John: Well i'd call you a dick but you're too fake.

by frenchiestfry April 4, 2015

Dildo

A mans worst enemy a sex toy women use to fell good and is usally bigger than a real mans penis because size matters

She said no to sex and went to the other room and rode that dildo like a race horse

by Alex cocks June 11, 2017