Dick Down December

Following “No Nut November”, Single men smash as many females as they wish in the month of December.

Guy 1: Bro, it’s finally December! You know what that means?
Guy 2: Christmas presents?
Guy 1: That and it’s also Dick Down December!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m ready for it! I’ve been waiting for No Nut November to end!

by KingTau November 8, 2018

Unsolicited dick pic

When a man doesn't warn his parter before he sends a picture of his dick

Girl: Why the fuck did u send an unsolicited dick pic?
Guy: I thought you like surprises...

by (Urban Dicktionary) July 10, 2016

Dick Sucking Lips

Usually a female who has lips so perfect and full, they look as if they should be wrapped around a dick right now. Usually with high gloss lip gloss coated on them.

Damn, is that cum or lip gloss on Keisha's beautiful dick sucking lips

by Phred May 23, 2004

cinderella dick

A penis that is the perfect fit in length and girth for a specific women. Named after the fairy tale Cinderella with the glass slipper that fits perfectly.

"It's as long as it can be without hurting, and just as wide as I like it; I have finally found my cinderella dick."

by burntilsatisfied December 4, 2009

Fish Dick

A nasty rotten fish odor that tends to occur when a guy masturbates too much. Semen drys up on penis after he is done which smells like rotten fish.

"Oh damn.. I didn't clean myself well enough after i beat the meat, now i have a rotten fish dick!

by jenkinsz April 9, 2009

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin

by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010

Dick Pulp

The chunky substance found near or around the mouth after recent dick sucking.

Ian wipe that dick pulp off of your mouth.

by LoveToSplooge October 12, 2009