I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;
Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?
It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.
Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?
It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.
by not enough discounts May 25, 2011
Get the Hail Damage mug.When you have been sunburnt countless times because frolic-ing in the sun for days on end has been far more important that protecting the epidermis, usually causing (but not limited to): sun spots, freckles, uneven skin tone, leathery skin, a body that has been treated more like an amusement park, rather than a temple.
1. Damn, look at that girls sun damage, she looks like she's been rode hardand put away wet.
2. Sun damage cause skin cancer.
3. She has hella sun damage, I bet she had fun getting that though.
4. Sun damage is irreversible.
5. That girl has really effed up her skin with sun damage.
6. Protect yourself from sun damage, use sunscreen.
2. Sun damage cause skin cancer.
3. She has hella sun damage, I bet she had fun getting that though.
4. Sun damage is irreversible.
5. That girl has really effed up her skin with sun damage.
6. Protect yourself from sun damage, use sunscreen.
by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015
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Father's Day is always special for Dad because one of his gifts is that Mom begs him for cunt damage.
by RickySStuntDouble June 20, 2015
Get the Cunt Damage mug.1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.
2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.
3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.
3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.
2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.
3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.
3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
by stormychild March 23, 2016
Get the Splash Damage mug.An affect that makes strands or bundles of curly hair become dry, crinkly, and no longer curly. Usually occurs after excessive use of heated irons to straighten hair.
"Royal had such a good curl pattern but when he tried to straighten it, he had nothing but a head full of heat damaged hair."
by Roast_pg_bih October 28, 2017
Get the heat damage mug.An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
Get the Evening Damage mug.Hanz damage or Hanz D for short is an artist, a misfit, skateboarder, a punk, a poet, a lover and a musician. Born in Buffalo NY where abouts are unknown.
by Hanz Damage February 18, 2018
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