December 24

Embarrass Your Friends Day!

You get to embarrass your friends how ever you like in December 24! :)

Rose: Hey Cloey why is your boyfriend short?!
Cloey: No his not! His a man height!
Asher: Am I a joke to you Cloey?
Rose: It's December 24 :))

by GiveMeSomeCoke December 9, 2019

December 1

International Blow Your Load Day
International Nut Day

After a month long challenge for No Nut November, all the guys can finally relax and enjoy the pleasures by wanking their salamis.

Boy 1: Yo bro, tomorrow is December 1st. You know what that means...?
Boy 2: Hell ya, its International Nut Day. I can finally shoot my massive load I've been building up!

by YouKnowTheVibesKid November 2, 2019

December 8th

December 8th is when the most amazing, hottest, cutest, sexiest, most adorable person was born, she is so fucking kind and she will blow u away. Everyone is always hitting on her, and she's amazing. Who ever is born on December 8th, is a great person.

Holy shit! Was she born on December 8th? Because she's looking fine ngl.

by Deku uwu November 22, 2019

December 16

On December 16 we all won’t go to school let’s confuse teachers

Let’s not go to school on December 16

by Tiktok girl October 28, 2019

December 2

National skip school day. The day where everyone skips school

Person A: hey are you going to school on Monday?
Person B: nah dude you haven't heard? Monday is December 2nd!

by Obama_Care October 29, 2019

December 4th

It’s my birthday. No really it is.

It’s December 4th that’s Stephen’s birthday.

by Bearealperson May 26, 2018

December 1st

Woohoo it’s the start of the holiday season, start off by having kinky holiday sex !

Boy: hey babe it’s December 1st

Girl: I’ll get the Santa hat

by Rap god Pablito October 27, 2019