Cruncher

Ugly wench, people who you'd rather break into a million pieces than touch.

She's a cruncher.
She's crunchers her.

by Jonno69420 February 26, 2022

Cinch

Scots for area between man's scrotum and anus.

Give my cinch a tickle.

by Leachmccool March 14, 2022

Counch

A uneducated individuals version of a typical couch.

“It’s over there on the counch.”

“The what? Wtf is a counch? There’s no N in couch”

by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022

The Crunch Zone

Having a life total of 8 or lower in a Magic The Gathering game. Alternatively, a player with 6 or more poison counters is also considered to be in the Crunch Zone.

"My new U/G Infect deck is so sick, it puts you in the Crunch Zone by turn 4 max."

Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."

by Teir 4 October 21, 2010

ball cruncher

The term when someone is punched so hard an audible crunch is heard

Wyatt pushed Easton's buttons, as payback he gave him a ball cruncher

by Cockyrooster1135 November 30, 2015

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 17, 2016

crayon crunchers

A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.

I'm covering the crayon crunchers today, so I'll probably have my work cut out for me!!

by Irish Boi October 20, 2017