Chonk

A sexy beast, usually named Maria, who wobbles when they walk

Substitute teacher (reading attendance): Maria?I'm assuming you would like to be called chonk?

by Chonkygorl November 10, 2021

clonks

boots (plural)
typically with a platform

look at these clonks arent they so nice i mean the shape is a little weird but theyre nice

by runcrew November 10, 2021

clonkin

the sound that flip flops make when strolling about hardwood floor.

“Damn bruh that bitch be clonkin.”

by sackinsacko November 21, 2021

clonker

clonker is really powerful shot. like u clonk that shit to the moon and back.

wow, your really clonk that shit
my bad it was clonker

by sebastienkoffi November 21, 2021

Chonky

Something large, usually used to refer to cute but dumb and big animals.

Look at that chonky boi
He's the cutest but he can't think to save a life

by LISTENAMGETTINGTOIREDF December 5, 2021

chonke

You would use this word mostly to describe people who are metaphorically thic instead of physically because you know that if u said they were chonke irl they would drop kick you like you did to that child 2 years ago.

That boi is kinda chonke ngl

by Nicholas Dwyer December 6, 2021

chonkmas

Festive spirits in the air when you or your four-legged friend is feeling a little round.

Merry Chonkmas from my overweight cat, to you and yours!

Shit - after all of those cookies, this year is going to be chonkmas.

by down2thecora December 16, 2021