creamed

the act of something being so good, exciting, or fulfilling that makes you want to cream. Creaming derived from the slang term for ejaculating. Creamed means that you experience such a great sensation that you feel like you are going to ejaculate.

Man that burger was so good i almost creamed." or "Naw it was decent it didn't make me cream or nothing.

by Vinny Vanzetti July 10, 2010

Cherry Cream Pie

latin: strages

An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

cream cheese

Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.

Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!

by Anjew123 March 29, 2009

sour cream

the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.

after I clit ripped her with the crippler, I tasted her sour cream dip and licked my fingers clean.

by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

cream eye from the one eye

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.

Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.

by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 1, 2006

anal bleaching cream

Anal bleaching cream is a cream that you can apply to the anus, vagina, and/or nipples to lighten darker than usual pigmentation. You really should try to stay away from any creams that include hydroquinone as this is a potentially dangerous ingredient.

Anal Bleaching, as described on Dr. 90210, is a growing trend where people that have darker pigmentation use a bleaching cream or skin lightener to lighten the areas around the anus and the vagina.

An example of anal bleaching cream would be a product called Lakshma anal bleaching cream.

by AnalBleaching.net March 7, 2008

cream slammed

1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.

by smith July 1, 2006