Holy Crap

The contense of God's toilet.
Something you get detention for saying.
An exclamation.
Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps?
Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!
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crap attack

to take a crap in a persons indoor garbage can and not tell them about it, letting it stink up their room
Steve was mad that Mark drank his beer, so he went into his room and gave him a crap attack while he was gone
by S c o t t October 02, 2007
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x-crap

You say all these names that X-Box should have been called... make up your mind, pindickhead.
Sony Roolz's mom's name is X-Crap.
by Republican Nazi September 29, 2003
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what the crap?

What the crap? You can't define "What the crap?", it's just there. Holy crap!
The car has exploded and everyone has survived, but the car is totalled.

What the crap?

:(
by Stephanie May 10, 2004
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crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.
1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)
by Jeffrey V. from VA April 06, 2005
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crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 November 18, 2008
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Crap on ice

1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.
"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"
by Yuv March 19, 2005
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