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gun control

An insidious plan that has aided almost every tyrannical government for the past century in murdering millions of unwanted or dissident civilians. People who support strong and restrictive gun control are either completely ignorant of history or maliciously trying to destroy liberty, perhaps both.
People who advocated strict gun control include but are not limited to enlightened individuals such as Joseph Stalin, Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Mao Tse-Tung, Fidel Castro, Pol Pot, Qaddafi, Kim Jong Il, Diane Feinstein, Sarah Brady, Rosie O'Donnell, Hilary Clinton, and Paul Helmke.
by TheProsecutor July 26, 2009
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gun control

While violence is bad, gun control is worse. When something is illegal, it does not disappear, it goes underground. I do not know why liberals should have such a difficult time relating to this concept. If someone is bold enough to risk their life to commit murder, it is probably safe to say that they aren't afraid to break some silly gun law. This is dangerous in that it transfers weapons from the good citizens to the criminals. "Banning" AK-47s doesn't do a damn thing - except make YOU more vulnerable.

Let's not forget that the Constitution gives American citizens the right to bear arms. While some restrictions may not necessarily be unconstitutional, the notion that the Right to Bear Arms is a group right is absurd at best. What, only the police can have guns? The founding fathers are rolling over in their graves.

It's a slippery slope to curtail constitutional rights or to outright "declare" one amendment "outdated" or a "relic." How would you feel if President Bush all of a sudden said the First Amendment was incompatible with the War on Terror? After all, the Founding Fathers never could have seen 9/11...
Criminals have no conscience. It is only intuitive to say they are more afraid of an armed victim than they are of getting caught by the police.
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Crowd Control

Anti-diarrheal medication
Ever farted and it stinks? Well that's a fart "passing through a crowd" (crowd=shit). So, "crowd control" is Imodium.
by SARAH-HYENA October 20, 2010
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Gun Control

Something that is very stupid and should not be a thing.
The constitution says we have the right to bear arms. I firmly believe Gun Control should be reconsidered. Someone has to pull the trigger. And all Gun Control is doing is giving more guns to criminals.
by Clt2005 May 3, 2018
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Piece Control

Omg Reet shit on that kid his piece control is nuts
by amaninhishouse January 6, 2021
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Sole Controller

Common GameFAQs troll. Commonly found to be listening to the Beach Boys, making racist comments, and failing to get people angry.
"Remember Steve? He was such a Sole Controller"
by STRONGBAD SMASH! July 4, 2003
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Cookah Control

When a friend protects/prevents your vagina of being exposed.
A girl wearing a short dress or skirt and it keeps riding up, your friend will pull it down to protect her booty vagina

A girl wearing a short dress or skirt is dancing wildly, then she drops it like its hot. Your friend then jumps in front of you so your vagina isnt shown to the world. She/he is on Cookah Control. The person on this duty is determined before you go out to the club/party.
by Ms.CaLi April 1, 2011
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