computer cussin'

As in, ya either swear BY them, or ya swear AT them. :P

My checkout-clerk friend at Walmart admitted that her cantankerous cash-register was certainly a pain in the you-know-what on frequent occasions, and so it might indeed tempt its operators to indulge in a little computer cussin' once in a while.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

computer

Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays

Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

computer wid

A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer

Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.

by Peter Howell December 15, 2008

Computer

some dirt or soil or other dirty/horny stuff

Have you been up to date on how much computer has been on twitter.

by tinbancan March 31, 2022

Computer

Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!

"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you

by Unlisted_games27 December 15, 2022

Meal Computer

1.A forgotten night

2. In school Slang a broken computer

1. Dude that night seems meal Computer
2. My school laptops looks like meal Computer

by 459395 February 25, 2022