Human Cloud 

Is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin' much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.

Kristen: "OMG, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine"

Suzy: "Whoa! Looks like the Michelin Man; I'm kinda into it...you?"

Kristen: "Seriously? I don't mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can't make it rain where it counts...if you know what I mean."

Human Cloud by Charlottecinnos January 29, 2014

white cloud 

Process of inhaling a coke fart out of an anus, after being administered from the mouth through a straw.

I took the biggest white cloud out of that strippers ass last night!

white cloud by J-Speezy January 5, 2018

hit the clouds 

apparently, to orgasm.

"Did you hit the clouds, baby?"

hit the clouds by ohyouknow21 March 21, 2009

Driving into a cloud 

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.

Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.

Driving into a cloud by CrimeFightingTaskForce November 23, 2011

storm clouds 

A term used for two or more black people coming your direction, because they are dark, menacing, and bring trouble.

"Walk faster, dear, there's a couple of storm clouds moving our way."

storm clouds by JohnnyUtah July 12, 2006

cloud 

some who is with the clouds, high, not in a state of reality

Jay croome, yo what up "cloud", clouds at it again.

cloud by RileyC69 December 2, 2007

white fluffy clouds

brandon boyd's new book

im going to read white fluffy clouds by the god

white fluffy clouds by laurengonewild November 8, 2003