Two neck choke

the act of tying a rope around your neck and your junk thus arriving at autoerotic asphyxiation.

David Carradine died of the two neck choke

by Sphincter2 June 5, 2009

Tunisian Chokehold

A popular Tunisian dance form where while a girl is grinding on someone, a tight grip is applied around a her neck, used to restrain her by restricting breathing. The girl then proceeds to pass out, however, she keeps gyrating her hips into her aggressor's crotch reflexively.

Mark performed the Tunisian Chokehold on Mary at the dance last night.

by sudoku101 March 31, 2012

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

Choke-slam dump-slap

The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."

"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."

by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005

choke sucker

What you describe someone who sucks so much, they choke on their own suck.

John is the suck. He sucks so much. He is a choke sucker.

by rouLe March 12, 2008

The Chili Choke

Deposit a steaming load of feces in a woman's mouth then ram your rod down her throat. Rinse and repeat.

go to best friends mom and do the chili choke to her

by 1379, 1382, 1364 September 11, 2009

Choke a donkey

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's

The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.

by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012