Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.

"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Chainsaw idiot

A person that is playing stupidly with a chainsaw

You're such an chainsaw idiot!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.

That fat fuck has pit cans!

by them00se July 22, 2012

Wasted cans

When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.

Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans

by Cmikesell July 15, 2016

dart cans

Dart cans is a drinking game played by a group of people sitting in a circle with a can of alcohol in front of them and a throwing dart in their hand. The aim is to pierce the can of somebody else. If your can gets pierced you have to shotgun your can.

Matty and Blighty are dominating dart cans!

by Matttherat May 12, 2016

Tiny-Cans

When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".

Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!

by T1cK June 24, 2016

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016