chalfont

A northern english word that describes excrement dried to anal hair.

That bloke's a right fuckin' chalfont....

by Matthew Heslop October 30, 2006

Chalfonts

Chalfonts Refers to either Chalfont St Peter, Chalfont St Giles, or on some occasions Little Chalfont. these are located in buckinghamshire.

'Hey, lets go Chalfonts st peter and get something from Flames'
'sick, i can get a kebab'

by LhadleighB December 26, 2009

Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.

Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*

by Dave March 21, 2004

Chalf

Chalf (verb): To douse one's genitals and penis into heavy, chunky peanut butter before commencing anal sex so as to make for a more pleasurable ass-to-mouth experience.

She preferred that we chalf since she was not at all interested in going anywhere near me with her mouth after our first anal sex experience.

by parkviewjustin July 1, 2009

Canfuck

Car crash involving two or more cars, automotive accident

A multiple crash on the highway where you notice one car pushed up between another car,as in one gigantic metal orgy or a canfuck.

by Cladman September 7, 2006

chan chan

Pronoun:
A term of endearment to replace or add to the name of a good friend when speaking with them.

1."What time are you coming over today Nici-chan?"

2. "Chan chan! Call me back!"

by Rebecca Bailes March 19, 2008

magiku-chan

If you've stumbled onto this page... you are considered dumb.

- magiku-chan

Ehh...? What's this box for?!

by Magik November 26, 2004