canese

Retard for camera
Aka idiots who dont know how to use T9

Hey dog bring your canese tonight cause some slammin bitches and I want pics.

by Granttttt October 4, 2006

canerka

a slang word used for std's

"dave got canerka from that girl last weekend"

by red the ceo September 2, 2007

Chabeve

Cha-beev. Used to call one of the ugliest girls you have ever met.

Randy went over to his moms house today and Chabeve knocked on the door.

by Griffin M September 16, 2007

caneesious

the art of writing or drawing on a ceiling
origin people were writing on their friends ceiling and needed something to call it and this is what they came up wit

Yo we should do some caneesious today

by jsolkrbff April 19, 2009

canerf

when your making out with a cow, and you start to anal the fuck out of that shit, and you realize your fucking a cow

shit man i was so hammered last night that a canerf'd

man, that shit we puff puff passed last night was fucking nuts, i almost canerf'd your mom!

by shtonmaface May 30, 2009

Chabert Moment

A colloquial expression developed from the movie Colonel Chabert. The phrase began when the inventors of the phrase became mesmerized with the French movie and began watching instead of performing there normal chores and duties. They lost a lot of productive time watching the movie and ended up making up their work the rest of the day. This expression refers to act of not doing what you are supposed to do and knowing that you will pay for it later.

I had a Chabert Moment when I watched T.V. instead of doing my homework.

by Buknoy V September 7, 2010

Canerdle

A "canerdle" is a long and skinny bean-shaped thing that's either green or yellow. It has legs but no head and just kind of meanders around.

There was a canerdle of the yellow type gallivanting down Main Street the other morning. I got a nice snap shot of it.

bug ant insect

by Dustycheeks March 4, 2011