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when your making out with a cow, and you start to anal the fuck out of that shit, and you realize your fucking a cow
shit man i was so hammered last night that a canerf'd

man, that shit we puff puff passed last night was fucking nuts, i almost canerf'd your mom!
canerf by shtonmaface May 30, 2009
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The sexiest, funniest and the most adorable guy u will ever meet with the biggest cock ever possible.
oh my god look at Caner
Caner by jack114 November 25, 2020
an inter-breed of a canadian and/or german, creating an unstable balance of stuff and jesus.
Jordan Jew: "that damn canerman stole my stuff"
Alex Menuer: "lets kick that canerman's bunghole!"
Ian turd: "dude, that's a canerman crusafix! put it down and wash your hands!"
canerman by Ian Turd June 7, 2006

cancerfull 

It's when you play league of legends and play leblanc or zed
"stop feed and play lb you cancerfull"
cancerfull by gilou April 27, 2016

Canerican 

Hey Brad, is Mark American or Canadian?
He's both..you could say a Canerican
Canerican by solarstorm99 January 27, 2011
To ride across the surface of water on a board, propelling yourself with an oar, while standing upright.
He is going to canurf on the Hudson this weekend with his friends, and listen to some bands on the pier while drifting along peacefully.
canurf by AnonmousY September 8, 2011
is a place where you put beans in tins
(canery) is a place where you put beans in tins
canery by chag<3 May 14, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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