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Chair Time

The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.
Please don't bother me, I have very little chair time and am trying to prestige.
by Owl In Dee Navy June 19, 2010
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Chairism

The second most accurate religion in the world, after those worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Momster.
I converted to Chairism BEFORE it was cool.
by Miphisto June 26, 2020
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tippie chair

an irresponsible game, usually played under the influence of an alcoholic substance. The rules include finding the drunkest person in a pub and tipping their chair back and measuring the time in which takes for the person to fall backwards. The winners are rewarded with a cockie-slappie (see cockie slappie ref)
"Laura has one cockie slappie to her name because she gave that drunkard a tippie chair"
by Alan D B May 1, 2007
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High chair

When a man is standing and a girl sits on shoulders supported by the man and he preforms oral sex.. while standing.
Man.. I put that girl in the high chair and eat that pussy until she melted..
by High chair September 30, 2017
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folding chair

the coolest ever, like who the heck invented folding chairs cause they are straight up dope. get yoself a folding chair
"Woah do you have a folding chair?!? Those are so cool, I need to get one for myself!
by baugette November 15, 2020
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In the chair

Being fucked up from various things.
A person can use the term "in the chair" to express their emotional and physical feelings.
Drunk person:" I'm in the fuckin Chair."

*** person takes bong rip**
"that bong rip put me in the chair"
by BIGCHAIRDADDY November 19, 2018
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Jumping the Chair

Coined by Vox reporter Phil Edwards, it is the idea (or action/turning point) of a person, icon or celebrity turning from a rough and organic human to a polished, unrelatable and manufactured "ideal" being.

This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.

Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
John: Do you want to see me perfectly crack an egg with a soup ladle?
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
by susmaster420 February 5, 2022
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