Canada's History is a sexual act wherein two sexual partners defecate in a hockey trophy, particularly a Stanley Cup, top the contents with maple syrup, and proceed to pour the contents upon one another while performing anal sex.
by Larsipan1112 February 4, 2010
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Also a safe space where liberals "move to" when a president they don't like gets elected and when their safe space in California isn't enough.
Also a safe space where liberals "move to" when a president they don't like gets elected and when their safe space in California isn't enough.
Mike: "So you heard about the libtards moving to Canada now simply because of Donald Trump being elected?"
Shawn: "Yeah, and maybe we should build a wall at the border up north to keep the snowflakes out too!"
Shawn: "Yeah, and maybe we should build a wall at the border up north to keep the snowflakes out too!"
by A Idiot in a Village January 11, 2019
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1. America's hat.
2. America's backyard.
3. America's little brother who always talks trash and is lucky it doesn't get socked in the face.
4. A really cool country, except for the parts with Frenchies. Those guys suck.
5. A country with terrible medical aid.
6. The first country the United States will annex if a holocaustic World War III begins.
7. The country that doesn't need a fence on the border.
2. America's backyard.
3. America's little brother who always talks trash and is lucky it doesn't get socked in the face.
4. A really cool country, except for the parts with Frenchies. Those guys suck.
5. A country with terrible medical aid.
6. The first country the United States will annex if a holocaustic World War III begins.
7. The country that doesn't need a fence on the border.
1. Hey, where's my hat?
- On top of Michigan.
2. Where's the dog?
-In Canada.
3. Why do they keep trash-talkin'? Don't they know we'll beat them down?
-Dude, they're Canadians.
4. Ontario = Awesome
Quebec = SUCKTACULAR!
5. Hey, does anybody want some free drugs?
6. In Fallout 3, America annexed Canada during the nuclear war with China.
7. Stupid Mexico.
- On top of Michigan.
2. Where's the dog?
-In Canada.
3. Why do they keep trash-talkin'? Don't they know we'll beat them down?
-Dude, they're Canadians.
4. Ontario = Awesome
Quebec = SUCKTACULAR!
5. Hey, does anybody want some free drugs?
6. In Fallout 3, America annexed Canada during the nuclear war with China.
7. Stupid Mexico.
by The Great enal March 14, 2009
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Get the Canada mug.A foriegn land where American 19-20 year olds go to get fucked up cuz they can legally drink, I know that's what I do!
Let's all go to "Canadia" so we can drink Metric Mega FuckTon of liquor and make our American O Face with Canadians...ehh?
by EasyEdith Loves Canadian Skanks October 6, 2003
Get the Canada mug.its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.
-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought
by WHSST May 7, 2005
Get the New Canaan Girls Swim Team mug.Home of 'The Gang', a group of juniors. This group has managed to cause every student at New Canaan High School the desire to kill themselves upon hearing the phrase "soo funny" one more time. The use of similar phrases, such as "soo mean", "don't know what to do with myself","this is me laughing", or "laughing so hard right now" also have the same effect on members of the student body who unfortunately sit close enough to the junior side of the lounge to hear these much-hated words.
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