Calico jack

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere

Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss

by Bob Saget February 14, 2017

caleb o

A klutzy idiot who does nothing but fail at soccer and airball threes. He's a guy with no life and will never get a girl to like him. Either than his girlfriend Elizabeth who's just desperate.

Your a CALEB O

by Ryan Oldenburg March 7, 2017

Caleb

Fucks soccer balls and gets hit by his dad for sneaking out and drinking

Look at that caleb over there

by Niggafagot January 17, 2018

Caleb Bryant

A amazing person and friend. He is so hot all the girls go quiet when he walks by. Also he usually can fly a plane.

Person 1: You see all those girls? Why are they looking at that plane so intensely?
Person 2: Caleb Bryant is probably flying it

by touchytaco June 9, 2018

Caleb

A gay white boy who ride a red Honda with and 8inch light bar sitting on mud rebel’s

Caleb- mom want let me snorkel my Honda bc it’s gay and it won’t go deep dang Caleb

by Chjcvjvjvjjvj October 30, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is a extremelyyyy shy around one girl, but he talks to literally everyone else. He’s always kind & he loves the Lord & his friends! Calebs are a gem & if you have one in your life, you should NEVER let go because he will always be there for you. Oh! They’re also real cute so that’s a bonus.. very nice teeth: )

Wow! Calebs so nice, but it’s OBVIOUS he likes that one girl.. too bad!

by joviefromelf December 6, 2018

Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.

Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019