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Caleb Bryant

A amazing person and friend. He is so hot all the girls go quiet when he walks by. Also he usually can fly a plane.

Person 1: You see all those girls? Why are they looking at that plane so intensely?
Person 2: Caleb Bryant is probably flying it

by touchytaco June 9, 2018

Brighton Ellis

Childish adult who tends to act queer. His skinny calves match his weak personality. At the shadow of a butterfly he will crawl back in to his lonely hole of hopelessness. People try to be nice it doesn’t make a difference

(Person 1) Have you seen Brighton Ellis?

(Person 2) Who is that?

by touchytaco December 18, 2018