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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.
Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!
by TJMcurry September 23, 2022
mugGet the Computer tech classmug.

computer's

A gadget made out of wires, and copper, for stalking and hunting people.

A horrible mistake and should be banished
''Hey! He's Watching Porn On his multiple Computer's!''
by Cock-Ball-Torture January 14, 2021
mugGet the computer'smug.

Computate

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.
by Wardsmythe October 29, 2021
mugGet the Computatemug.

subatomic computer

A machine specially a computer that completes tasks while being no bigger than a cell in size.
subatomic computers are not quantum computers, it is the size differences in which they perform.
by 1m1m0 September 23, 2022
mugGet the subatomic computermug.

computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.
dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same
by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022
mugGet the computermug.

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