Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009

clam digger

A woman who is constantly scratching her dirty stinkhole due to a case of chronic persistent chlamydia. Unclean women who are promiscuous are generally at a high risk, including prostitutes, tunabitches, Paris Hilton, and other pickle ticklers.

"Damn dude, I can smell that clam digger's musky emanation, and I think I'm gonna drop a vom bomb. Damn!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

Clammy McStevens

This is a term used to a being whos hands are clammy but no moisture. When clammy your hands tend to feel like a smooth rubbery surface. McStevens is used to indicate a name. Plus it has a nice sound to it. So when called Clammy McStevens let it be known your hands are clammy. Remember this is not like Shlaggin Shaginsins Disease. because thats when there is exsesive amounts of moisture and sweating perfusely of the palms. Don't get the two confused.

Little Joe was walking down the street. Little did little joe notice Big Rob walking his way. Big Rob said "hello kind sir" They shook eachothers hands. Little Joe gave Big Rob a stare of confusion and ran down the street calling Big Rob Clammy Mcstevens...

by Bob Trivioni November 25, 2006

Clam Boofer

the word that describs two females rubbing, humping, and/or thrashing their crotches together during the actions of lesbian intercores.

(Example #1)
guy #1: Hey, where did becky and sally run off to.
guy #2: Who cares we can't get any actoin from them. They are lesbians.
guy #1: god damn those Clam Boofers.

(Example #2)
guy #1: Pizza Hut, how many I help you?
guy #2: Yes, I'd like to order a three meat pizza.
guy #1: Ok, What toppings would you like.
guy #2: pepperoni, sausage, and Clam Boofer.
guy #1: Sorry Sir, but i think that we are out of Clam Boofer at the moment.
guy #2: HAHAHAHA

by Dan Stephens September 30, 2008

clam slammer

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place

after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.

by jposey September 13, 2006

Happy clam

A woman's intimate region after sex.

I made that calm happy!

by John J June 18, 2004

Clam Nigger

A clam, specifically of darker pigment that steals other clams pearls

Yeah man I heard that clam over there stole someone's pearls. What a clam nigger.

by CLAMM NIGGERR February 12, 2017