Named after a pretzel brain called Chris Young.Walking around nodding his head thinking he's king shit and the same fella wouldn't know shit from clay.
by Barn basher December 18, 2013
Get the Bagel Headmug. A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.
by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011
Get the Standing Headmug. The lowest of the low. Jeremy heads tend to be on the left side of the political spectrum. They are usually either a Furry or a Bronie and have also been known to shoot up schools.
Look at that Jeremy head over there he is masterbaiting to furry porn.
Oh no! That Jeremy head reached into his backpack we should run away!
Oh no! That Jeremy head reached into his backpack we should run away!
by Epicito September 17, 2018
Get the jeremy headmug. An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
by itseggtime January 21, 2021
Get the head sockmug. by vicgin July 22, 2015
Get the Oopsie headmug. A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.
MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.
Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.
MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.
Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.
by Opiumtrail of Australia April 6, 2010
Get the Mudguard Headmug. To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.
Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed”
Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020
Get the soft headmug.