Bonkey

The guy who’s just… there. Exists ig

"Bonkey in chat? cool"

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

Bonk

Bonk (noun/adj.) — the short version of El Bonkieo

Adj: “That haircut is bonk.”
Noun: “You’re such a bonk.”

by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025

Bonkeys

My ADHD brain tripped over itself going 100mph resulting in this epic conjugation of the words "monkey" and "balls".

"Dude, this song sucks bonkeys!"

by Moo-ey December 28, 2025

T-Bonking

the act of texting, perhaps in a sexual manner

"Hey Jake, who are you T-Bonking?"

"I really want to get her number so we can T-Bonk later"

by rachu1234 December 19, 2008

blink blonk

A flirtatious act used by the socially awkward

Girl: blink blonk
Guy: Shieeet wanna go out?
Girl: Mhm

by ..o June 24, 2018

Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure

"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"

by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018

crazy bonkers

when something is just so obsurd and you cannot possibly think of a word to describe it, you may resort to saying crazy bonkers

nobody is sure of the origin of this expression

Dave: Yo, dude, I was fucking this bitch and she farted!

Joe: ... that’s-

Dave: crazy bonkers ?

Joe: Exactly

by I’m kinda retarded April 16, 2019