when something is just so obsurd and you cannot possibly think of a word to describe it, you may resort to saying crazy bonkers

nobody is sure of the origin of this expression
Dave: Yo, dude, I was fucking this bitch and she farted!

Joe: ... that’s-

Dave: crazy bonkers ?

Joe: Exactly
by I’m kinda retarded April 16, 2019
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