boner slime

ejaculate and/or jizz

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix

by iamhellcat March 14, 2014

Gear Boner

A state of extreme arousal evoked by the presence or discussion of niche demographic tools. Most often used in reference to bike messengers, photographers and videographers.

Half the office is gathered around Mike's new 1080 Video with an interchangeable lenses, panting and grunting. They are getting such gear boners for that thing.

by kdigginator March 26, 2011

boner passions

A male having attraction toward something.

I've got boner passions for the girl that lives down the street.

by andrew June 7, 2003

Solar boner

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.

Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.

by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016

Accidental Boner

When a guy gets hard just from light physical contact with or just being around a person that he is crushing on. It happens without warning and can sometimes create an awkward situation if the other person notices.

Jimmy: Hey Daniel! Me and Jessica are having an arm wrestling contest. Do you want in?
Daniel: Nah, with Jessica there I'll just get another Accidental Boner.
Jimmy: Jessica is pretty hot. I understand.

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 10, 2013

fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts

'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'

by Super Billy's super willys February 11, 2017

boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013