Moto-boner

When the motivation gives you a massive erection. Both men and women can have moto-boners.
As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.
by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018
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Solar boner

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.
Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.
by Shrink Rap June 28, 2016
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wunder boner

A tool that you shove into the back of a fish where the tail should be (after cutting off the tail) and slide up to make the bones come out of the mouth
by Sethtaros May 18, 2017
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mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.
Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.
by Old Barney July 18, 2017
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Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"
by Matt Stazjic February 05, 2016
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boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing
I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.
by hanibal the jerk January 26, 2012
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