dumb blonde

usually a very hot female with big breasts. And never has any idea what is going on unless she is shaking her booty.

me: murrin, I'm going to have sex with you tomaro.

murrin: OK!!! hahaha I love cheezitz and mountain dew!

me: wow i'm so glad that your fine ass is a dumb blonde!

by notlad December 31, 2007

Blonde Mafia

Four girls who commonly refer themselves as the Blonde Mafia or "BM" for short. They drive in a gold Lexus RX300 and blast their favorite songs with the wicked stereo. They are blonde, fearless, intimdating but loved. They create natural wind while walking. They use words like "busted", "abso", "de frickin licious", "blah blah blah", and "whatev" to emphasise their speech.

There goes the Blonde Mafia/BM in the Mafia Mobile, I wonder what trouble/party they are going to get into next.

by Blonde Mafia June 18, 2006

blond

next to al the other definitions of blond, blond is also a type of hash / hasj (and hasj is marihuana pressed together and has a brown color)

''ey homie, where can I get blond ?''
''Ya better go to Holland, there they sell it legally''

by Chilltyperiod October 23, 2005

Bottle Blonde

A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.

Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!

WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!

Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!

Stupid bottle blonde

by TomTheHoff June 20, 2009

stink baloney

after having anal sex penis is left with turd stinky residue

(usually happens to blacks)

"yo nigga you gotsa bad case of stink baloney."

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

blonde brittany

Illinoian decent, refers to a girl who likes to straddle when drunk, refuses to give only receives, Likes to cry a lot, is allergic to alcohol, and enjoys bukkake and cum farting!

Blonde Brittany stradles Gregg as she demands bukkake from Josh, after puking from Matt's seamen, and cum farting after colin skeets in her.
She likes the taste of Mark's peedle.

by Capt. America February 14, 2005

Blonde

Ditzy,annoying,and oblivious to the world around them.Usually very hyperactive,has no personality and often watches "bring it on"and "legally blonde"

WTF! danielle quit being so damned blonde!!

by Loo November 17, 2003