Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

Ice Board

The act of removing the trunks of a stakeboard, waxing down the bottom of the board, and using it on an icy flat/inclined surface.

Caution: it is called an ice board for a reason... you WILL eat shit when using it on snow.

Hank: Dude, I heard the sled hill got frozen over and is completely ice!

You: Sweet, and I got an extra ice board in case your's breaks again.

by XCFingB January 17, 2011

Tray boarding

when you stand on a stolen McDonald’s food tray and get pulled by a car, simulating wake boarding around your neighborhood

Damn I’m board you wanna steal some trays from McDonald’s and go tray boarding?

by Candyman141 May 26, 2018

pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.

"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"

by docsloth October 28, 2013

Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.

Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”

by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024

even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song

i can vape even on my hover board

by ratchada dykeman October 22, 2018

The board

A gamblers picks for the day

The board couldn’t look any better today if it tried.

by Boradtown1 March 20, 2021